As a trucker stops for a red light, a blond catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load."
.
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blond says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some
of your load!"
.
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
.
All out of breath, the blond gets out of her car, runs up, knocks
on the truck door. The trucker rolls d own the window. Again she
says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
.
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blond. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says........"Hi, My name is Mark, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"
Friday, February 13, 2009
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